*RUNNING AROUND AND FLAILING HIS ARMS, OOC-LY ECSTATIC*

WINTER SOLSTICE! WOO!

*LYING ON THE FLOOR, SOUND ASLEEP.

COME ADMIRE THE LOVELY BEARD HE'S GROWN?*

*HERE CLDR, HAVE A TERRIFYINGLY AU YUN-SEONG TROMPING THROUGH YOUR NEXUS*

YO! THE HELL IS UP WITH THIS PLACE? IT'S ALL...SPARKLY AND SHIZ.

CAN ANY OF YOU HOMIES TELL ME WHERE I BE?

((OOC: OH GOD, I'M SO SORRY. D:))

*THESE HORRIBLE PICTURES ARE SCATTERED THROUGHOUT THE DRESSING ROOM.*

HEY LOOK! IF IT ISN'T OUR LEAST FAVORITE, FRENCH DRUNK, NARCISSIST, KLEPTOMANIAC, HEROIN ADDICT.. RUFFLES! I MEAN FAG.
AND HE'S WITH CERVANTES!

I WONDER WHAT THEY'RE DOING...?

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ATTENTION, DANIEL CALIFORNIA! OR WHATEVER THE HELL YOUR NAME IS...

THOUGH YOU'VE YET TO TAKE ACTION ON YOUR PETTY COURT CASE AGAINST ME, DON'T THINK I'VE SIMPLY FORGOTTEN ABOUT YOU - YOU'VE CAUSED ME GREAT ANNOYANCE, AND I DON'T INTEND ON LETTING YOU SLIP BY.

THEREFORE, I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DUEL. IF YOU ACCEPT, YOU'LL FACE CERTAIN DEATH AT MY ( Read more... )

I DOUBT ANY OF YOU WILL BE ABLE TO CORRECTLY ANSWER ME, BUT I SEE NO HARM IN ASKING...

HAS ANYONE REALLY BEEN FAR AS DECIDED TO USE EVEN GO WANT TO DO LOOK MORE LIKE?

HEY, KILIK...OR ANYONE, REALLY...

WHY THE FUCK IS ALL MY STUFF GONE AGAIN?!

EXCUSE ME...
WOULD ANY OF YOU PEOPLE LIKE TO ADOPT ME?

THE ONLY REQUIREMENTS ARE TO NOT GO AWAY FOR LONG PERIODS OF TIME, TO NOT BE DRUNK 24/7 AND TRY TO MOLEST ME..., AND MOST IMPORTANTLY...

SOMEONE THAT ISN'T FRENCH.

THANKS FOR YOUR TIME...

*OHEY, THE TWILIGHT MOVIE IS ON. AND GUESS WHO'S CAUGHT IN RAPT ATTENTION?*

AMY! AMY! COME HERE! YOU HAVE TO SEE THIS!

*NOTHING PARTICULARLY STRANGE IS GOING ON, FOR A CHANGE; RAPHAEL IS IN HIS OWN LITTLE WORLD AT THE MOMENT, PRACTICING HIS FENCING/DANCING IN THE LIBRARY OF HIS NEW STOLEN MANSION.

ALSO, HE HAS THIS SONG BLARING ON A NEARBY STEREO. CARE TO MAKE FUN OF HIM?*